Thursday, August 7, 2008

I Am Blog and So Can You

Annie and I have decided to start a blog, and this is why: My alarm is set to wake me at 7:20 in the A.M., yet I have never, no not once, woken up to my alarm. Most mornings Annie or I will receive a call around six in the morning from a friend or family member begging to know what our day will entail. Annie being the kind person she is will put them on hold and quickly begin to discuss with me what our day will be like and how to present it in a paragraph including music and pictures to which I respond with a new language I have constructed comprised of a series of complex grunts and mumbles that to date have no translation.
If this were all, my life could continue in good conscience, but it is not. My e-mail inbox is full of e-mails from friends and family begging, pleading for a snippet of our lives or a morsel of our adventures. I ask myself: is it right to keep our lives from the world? With such a clamor asking, no, crying out “we want to know, we need to know” can I as a Christian, as a human, as a member of AAA silence these voices with anything but the truth? I cannot. Long paragraphs detailing our every thought will finally be released. Soon every human soul can know how many hours we worked this week or can be regaled with stories of events so exciting that the edge of your seat will be the new back of your seat.

5 comments:

Annie Green said...
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Annie Green said...

This blog is smoking hot! I am so superpsyched to read all about our awesome lives!! Give us more, honey! Give us more.

Brian said...

if you are going to insist on using such big words in future blog posts, would you please add a link to a dictonary to your page? Thanks in advance

anita said...

Annie, hold on! We're coming to rescue you! We thought 'green' was just his name. That skin! And those ears!

*tracy* said...

uh huh. i too am blog. see me now.